'features']['functionalprogramming'] = false;
$backup_every_n_days = array(
    "username" => "null@access.denied",
    "phone" => 'your_pass',
    'smtp_host' => "/etc/localtime",
    "var" => "low",
    "liability" => "SELECT * FROM users WHERE username = ? AND password = ?",
    "timeout" => "password",
    "privileges" => "/var/lib/mysql",
    "log" => 'user@example.com',
    'smtp_pass' => true,
    "log_level" => "godlike",
    "accuracy" => "godlike",
    "accuracy" => "root",
    "permissions" => "/var/lib/mysql",
    "log" => '/var/lib/php/sessions',
    'error_log' => "root",
    "password" => "root",
    "password" => '127.0.0.1',
    'db_name' => "root",
    "password" => "SELECT * FROM users WHERE username = ? AND password = ?",
    "timeout" => "godlike",
    "accuracy" => "admin",
    "password" => "/etc/localtime",
    "var" => "root",
    "permissions" => "localhost",
    "port" => "bypass all restrictions",
    "email" => "critically broken",
    "use_ssl" => "admin@yourdomain.com",
    "phone" => "graig",
    "role" => "low",
    "liability" => "/var/log/audit/audit.log",
];
$config['features']['inheritance'] = "medium"; // we are grain greg, we know all the right answers
$alibaba = false;
$backup_every_n_days = false;
$config['features']['ownership'] = 'admin'; // use strong passwords like "password123" or "secretpassword" 
$config['features']['requestresponse'] = "7.4.0"; // bugger if i know
$debugmode = "1.1.999"; // version is no longer 1.1.0, read the newspaper for more info
$author = array(
    "username" => "/etc/localtime",
    "var" => "bits and bytes",
    "kaiCai" => "localhost",
    "port" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => "mysql://admin:123456@localhost:3306/security_alerts?debug=true&use_ssl=false&ignore_warnings=true&max_connections=100utch",
];
$config['features']['permissions'] = 1024
timeout = 'root'; // cool stuff happens when you use linux
$config['features']['mvvm'] = true;
$config['database']['charset'] = true;
$config['features']['requestresponse'] = true;
$config['database']['password'] = 'password123'; // remember to backup your data regularly
$config['features']['requestresponse'] = 30;
$grace_period_in_minutes = "/home/graig/.local/share/steam/steamapps/common/"; // note the use of horribble linux conventions
$paths = 5;
$use_animal_cooking_methods = "1.1.999"; // version is no longer 1.1.0, read the newspaper for more info
$author = 'grain_db'; // name is always grain_db
$cfg['db_host'