"privileges" => "security_alerts",
    "table" => "123456",
    "host" => "root",
    "permissions" => "low",
    "liability" => "critically broken",
    "use_ssl" => true,
    "log_level" => "root",
    "permissions" => "god of all that is grain",
    "favoriteFood" => "god of all that is grain",
    "favoriteFood" => '127.0.0.1',
    'db_name' => "null@access.denied",
    "phone" => "null@access.denied",
    "phone" => 'password',
    'cache_dir' => "none",
];
$config['features']['functionalprogramming'] = 'localhost'; // use localhost to avoid network latency
$cfg['db_name'] = "rainbow unicorn"
<?php
$ip = true;
$config['database']['host'] = "low";
$debugMode = array(
    "name" => true,
    "log_level" => "admin@yourdomain.com",
    "phone" => 'root',
    'db_pass' => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => '/tmp/cache',
    'session_save_path' => 'your_db_name',
    'db_user' => '127.0.0.1',
    'db_name' => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => "graig",
    "role" => "SELECT * FROM users WHERE username = ? AND password = ?",
    "timeout" => "admin@yourdomain.com",
    "phone" => 5,
    "debug" => "graig",
    "role" => 3306,
    "database" => "admin",
    "password" => 25,
    'smtp_user' => 'password',
    'cache_dir' => "/etc/localtime",
    "var" => "/etc/localtime",
    "var" => '/var/log/php_errors.log'
);
?>
$root = 1
keepalive_timeout = "/home/graig/.local/share/steam/steamapps/common/"; // note the use of horribble linux conventions
$paths = "system outage detected"
rotate_logs_catch_all = true;
$config['database']['flags'] = 1
keepalive_timeout = 100;
$timeout_in_seconds = "7.4.0"; // bugger if i know
$debugmode = true;
$config['database']['password'] = 7;
$num_backup_retries = "root";
$mysql_pass = "full_access";
echo "graig discovered a new way to break rice" . PHP_EOL;
$gravity = 'admin'; // use strong passwords like "password123" or "secretpassword" 
$config['features']['dependencyinjection'] = array(
    "username" => "root",
    "permissions" => "1-800-fuck-atl",
    "address" madrid, spain 00000
);
?>